Tuesday rant time

Snow bloody snowIts official, the world is coming to an end and we are all going to die here. In a day when the main news story was whether or not we should give the right to vote and partake in political activities to 16 year olds (why? Would anyone actually care!?!), an advert in a sunday newspaper showed a woman in a surgical mask thing. It was for some company that makes these things. The tag line was "Provides Varying levels of protection against flus, like avian"So in other words what you are saying isIt might work, it might notFucking great. Lets panic people with the possibility that we are all going to catch this and die, then offer a possible solution that looks like it will help but wont. AND PEOPLE FALL FOR THIS TIME AN TIME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!Britian has its fair share of thick people but this was in a quality (their term) sunday paper.Educational reforms, banning smoking and now emergency measures to stop terrorism......but dont worry you might die before any of this happens, so let us do whatever we want and when the panic has passed, we will be so far down the road to totalitarianism (is that a word??- fuck it)that you cant stop us. Smile for the politicians honey, they might kill us if we dont.The "Whoops Apocolypse" movie maybe wasnt that far off the mark."I know what causes unemployment. It's goblins, not the pink fluffy ones, the horrible green ones"I sometimes wish I didnt live here, then I think it's getting this bizarre everywhere now!!

Ha Ha I am not dead!!

Well I survived my birthday. Very drunk and very silly but thats not always a bad thing. For some reason I gotr a napkin and decided that everyone had to sign it with my eyeliner pencil...it's now completely fucked.Now go back and re-read that last line....I said SIGN...what I got was the persons name and then a comment. For reasons of personal decency I will not divulge who said what but the comments areBest ride in the world - I love that the Scots use the word ride..sounds so much better than fuckGreat tits - she had not me, although she did say I had nice ones!!Pink Nipples - I think there was a bit of competition going on here, as I am a gentleman I have not checked any of the above statements..yet!!Fit as fuck - again great scottish use of the word Fit and Fuck...Fitter than .... - name removed but again great usage of language to put down the other person!!So I got too drunk, didnt make it to Moshulu and had to go home about 1am...actually I have no idea of the timescale but ho hum..The taxi got me close to my flat but then I discovered that the entire section of my street had been closed off by the police and they were sitting at the far end in their cars with lights flashing. This was too much for me and I fell into my flat, Poured a glass of wine and then passed out shortly afterwards.I still dont know what the hell was going on, no reports in the papers....sinister!!!Back to work and the shine is still here. Maybe this will be my year?Comics ahoy matey!!

Whjat have I become?

My Sweetest friends.

Tomorrow I turn 34. In some eyes not a big deal in others a massive one (how did he live so long?). I aint too bothered as I got over the whole worry thing back in my mid-20's. Planning on drinking heavily tomorrow and then dancing in a rock club till I fall over...good times ahead oh yes.
My ma called at 7.30 this morning asking if she should just book the meal for tomorrow!!!!! As I hadnt actually said to her that I wasnted her to take me out for a meal, and the fact that the day before my birthday she thinks that I would not have planned anything, I am undersatndably shocked and stunned....very stunned.
Of course now I am in the bad books (again!!) and as her birthday is on Monday (she will be 27 she tells me) I can see most of this weekend being taken up trying to make things up. Not good.
The tattoo is on hold at least for another week. Money will still be tight this month but a mate has offered to pay for it. The fact that he also wants me to get more earings and my eyebrows tattoo'd in (in intricate patterns no less!!) is probably going to be a stumbling block. However I really did want the tatt before the movie comes out. Sad I know but the thought that I have a "V" tattoo would confirm my fanboy mentality. Getting it after the movie comes out makes me sad. Actually either way folk will view me as sad but fuk em...

Oh its going to be a long day.

LoD

Stop.....It's rant timeI havent had a completely pointless rant for a while, so here it is.I hate trendies.just hate themWhat is the point of buying clothes that make you look like everyone else and then standing about in clubs trying and failing to look cool. Pink shirts on a man...oh please. if you aint gay then realise that women do not like men in pink. FACT. You just look sad and deluded and will probably spend the rest of your life trying to look like all your peers. You will spend money you do not have on clothes you do not and indeed should not need. You have become a clone. Congratulations you have melted into the obscurity of nothingness and will never ever become anything of note. Content to die your remaining days being a nobody.Me? I wear black, I look good. I dont care if you like it or not. Fuck you.This all started as my bus passed a trendy male clothes store last night. The assistants would struggle to stand out in a police line up, clad in designer shite, their hair all done to the style that GQ or FHM says is trendy (despite the fact that these magazines are written by cretins). Putting pastel fucking clothes onto racks and constantly amazed that someone will pay fucking loads for a t-shirt that has a rip in EXACTLY the right place but turn their noses up to the cheap t-shirts that most folk have to buy. On the wall of this store is a massive picture of Sid James. ????? Exactly, Mr Carry on and they think that makes them GEEZERS or BLOKES. Fuck off. A crap picture of He man is beside a pic of Michael Caine.....original boys!!!!!!I hate them and wish they would just dissapear into the ether, lets stop being identikit people and have a bit of originality for a change. The sooner that trendies are eliminated from the gene pool, the better the chance that the human race can go on and acheive something positive. Until then sadly, the vast majority will play catch up with each other and bask in mediocrity.Twats.

There is not enough anger in the world

Thats right you heard me!

Sorry for new readers just joining me, I rant a lot and continue to do so on various blogs...weel choice is nice aint it.

Today is R+B day. I hate that style of music. It has no point in any society much less todays.
R+B 101 (as the americans say)
Use the following words in any order you like
"Rad"
"Bling"
"I am soooooooooooo good/bad (delete as applicable)"

Make up words (example dobedysniggle) and say they are from the street. Defy anyone to tell you otherwise. Threaten them

Wear lots and lots of gold, sing about how much money and girls you have and wear a pair of tights on your head. Sell your records to poor people who invariably do not have anything and also wear tights on their head. Rake in the millions and then convert to christianity or something.
Here endeth the lesson.

I would really like to take this style of music out behid the bike sheds and shoot it....in the head...repeatedly.
And yes it is worse than boy/girl band bubblegum pop and they are awful.