Ha Ha I am not dead!!

Well I survived my birthday. Very drunk and very silly but thats not always a bad thing. For some reason I gotr a napkin and decided that everyone had to sign it with my eyeliner pencil...it's now completely fucked.Now go back and re-read that last line....I said SIGN...what I got was the persons name and then a comment. For reasons of personal decency I will not divulge who said what but the comments areBest ride in the world - I love that the Scots use the word ride..sounds so much better than fuckGreat tits - she had not me, although she did say I had nice ones!!Pink Nipples - I think there was a bit of competition going on here, as I am a gentleman I have not checked any of the above statements..yet!!Fit as fuck - again great scottish use of the word Fit and Fuck...Fitter than .... - name removed but again great usage of language to put down the other person!!So I got too drunk, didnt make it to Moshulu and had to go home about 1am...actually I have no idea of the timescale but ho hum..The taxi got me close to my flat but then I discovered that the entire section of my street had been closed off by the police and they were sitting at the far end in their cars with lights flashing. This was too much for me and I fell into my flat, Poured a glass of wine and then passed out shortly afterwards.I still dont know what the hell was going on, no reports in the papers....sinister!!!Back to work and the shine is still here. Maybe this will be my year?Comics ahoy matey!!